Those Coldest Nights – Noirty By Night Volume 1

Heavy rainfall washed every possible piece of evidence into the gutter and the swarm of uniforms staked through the mud like herons looking for clues – or maybe frogs, no one could say for sure.

In this erotic short story cops Ian and Sarah try to cure a wasted night at a crime scene with a night together. Will they succeed? Dramatic music.

Here’s what totally fictitious people have to say about the book:

*slaps roof of book* this bad boy can fit so much freaking misogyny and bad sex in it.
— Car salesman

“I opened this box of pills that said ‘hard to swallow’ on the label. Inside it had a strip of paper that read ‘Noirty by night is a great book series’.”
–That one five star revieper

“This book is not good. It’s not even bad, that would be an insult to all bad books. No, it excels in shallow characters, weird author phantasies and unrealistic dialogue. Oh, and it pretty much all leads to one sex scene that wasn’t even good. 5/7”
–That other reviewer

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Heavy rainfall washed every possible piece of evidence into the gutter and the swarm of uniforms staked through the mud like herons looking for clues – or maybe frogs, no one could say for sure.

In this erotic short story cops Ian and Sarah try to cure a wasted night at a crime scene with a night together. Will they succeed? Dramatic music.

Here’s what totally fictitious people have to say about the book:

*slaps roof of book* this bad boy can fit so much freaking misogyny and bad sex in it.
— Car salesman

“I opened this box of pills that said ‘hard to swallow’ on the label. Inside it had a strip of paper that read ‘Noirty by night is a great book series’.”
–That one five star revieper

“This book is not good. It’s not even bad, that would be an insult to all bad books. No, it excels in shallow characters, weird author phantasies and unrealistic dialogue. Oh, and it pretty much all leads to one sex scene that wasn’t even good. 5/7”
–That other reviewer

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Heavy rainfall washed every possible piece of evidence into the gutter and the swarm of uniforms staked through the mud like herons looking for clues – or maybe frogs, no one could say for sure.

In this erotic short story cops Ian and Sarah try to cure a wasted night at a crime scene with a night together. Will they succeed? Dramatic music.

Here’s what totally fictitious people have to say about the book:

*slaps roof of book* this bad boy can fit so much freaking misogyny and bad sex in it.
— Car salesman

“I opened this box of pills that said ‘hard to swallow’ on the label. Inside it had a strip of paper that read ‘Noirty by night is a great book series’.”
–That one five star revieper

“This book is not good. It’s not even bad, that would be an insult to all bad books. No, it excels in shallow characters, weird author phantasies and unrealistic dialogue. Oh, and it pretty much all leads to one sex scene that wasn’t even good. 5/7”
–That other reviewer